Third Grade Super Teachers

Remember those teachers we granted an extention to not so far back? Well, they've finally turned in their assignment and handed in their logo. (Just in time too -- No points will be deducted from their score for lateness!) And while it is official Bartle Bracket policy not to name names, some of Bartle's brightest might be able to narrow it down just by their team name.
Best of luck Third Grade Super Teachers.

The Gees

The Gees are a great group of guys who are going to go for gold in the games at Gartle Grackets. I mean Bartle Brackets. These gorgeous, graceful goofballs are no gag. Getting ready to guzzle and gobble the other gamers, the Gees guarantee a win, guerrilla style. Go Gees. Good Gaming!!

I C Epic

Interesting Cowboys? In Cognito? Incredible Commandos? Icy Chickens? Indigo Carpenters?

We may never know what it stands for. Maybe the mystery is a tactic to confuse the competition. One thing is certain. Those going up against this team will have an Epic battle on their hands.

This team is one to watch. Good luck IC Epic!

Craw Daddies

These daddies have crawled out of the swamps of the bayou just to compete in Bartle Brackets. From deep in the south these Daddies have been known to use voodoo and Black Magic to get what they want. Whatever you do DO NOT let them get a piece of your hair or any nail clippings. I tell you from experience,it will end badly. This team is not to be trusted. Now as I am legally obligated to treat all of the teams the same I must say with great regret...good luck Craw Daddies.

P.S. If you see any suspicious activity or Voodoo Dolls of you or other team members please report it immediately to the Bartle Brackets council.

Tough Mermaids

Tougher then King Triton himself these mermaids are a tsunami coming into the bartle brackets. The Tough Mermaids are coming from the deep, dark, freezing temperatures at the bottom of the ocean. A place where humans would be smushed if they tried to go. This may be an advantage for the Mermaids. They have gotten a one day pass from a certain sea witch to become human just to compete. They did NOT come to lose. The entire ocean is depending on them.

Their motto? "we're mermaids, but we're TOUGH! So, mess with the best and we'll drown you like the rest!" I would be a little worried if i was you.

Sour Apples

They call themselves the Sour Apples and they pride themselves on souring those around them. They are known for their bad attitude but do not let them decieve you. They want to win.

Their motto is, "First we're sour then we're sweet." Other teams beware. This is a warning. The only sweetness you will see from them is when they have won and are holding the Bartle Brackets trophy while the rest of the teams watch, crying.

I say good luck to the sour apples but i don't think they will need it! They are going to turn their opponents into applesauce.

Puppies Rock!

This cute, cuddly puppy band has come to rock the competition. You won't hear them playing the blues! Their new single, "All bite no bark!" is a message to their opponents. These puppies plan on burying the other teams like a bone in the backyard! We have just one thing to say to them, good luck Puppies Rock!

BB Challenge Breakfast Scramble

Listen up, teams!
We're revealing another challenge you'll face at Bartle Brackets. It's called Breakfast Scramble. (And, no, it doesn't mean you'll be mushing around a plate of breakfast food for a minute!) Are you good at jigsaw puzzles? You'll need to be for this challenge as you have to piece together the front of a cereal box cut into 16 pieces. Sound too easy? Remember, you only have one minute! So as you start to get nervous and your hands get sweaty, those pieces may not fall so easily into place.
Get practicing!

The Blacksmiths

The Blacksmiths have been forging metal versions of all of the Bartle Brackets challenges in their workshop. Whether this will be helpful or not is yet to be seen. With their hammers and anvil they made metal cookies, toilet paper and balloons to try out each challenge. How they adapt to the lightness of the actual materials will be interesting to say the least. Bring a good luck horseshoe! You may need it.

Baltimores Best

Baltimore's best is our newest team to register but the question is... Baltimore's best what? Crab cakes? fried chicken? pizza?

I can only assume that it is Baltimore's best team. Besides the Rohan Riders, this is the only team commuting from outside of Highland Park. The word is spreading about Bartle Brackets and we are starting to get competition from around the world.

I hope that they have been practicing because the competition in Highland Park is pretty tough. Good Luck Baltimore's Best!

P.S. If you do happen to have any crab cakes you can leave them at the judges station.

The Awesomes

Watch out Bartle Brackets teams!
The most awesome team yet has registered for the games! This team's awesomeness is so awesome that the only possible name to describe this very awesomeness is The Awesomes! Very simply, this pair is awesome, their logo is awesome, and their game play is sure to be the most awesome of awesomeness.
Awesomes, we wish you luck.

You're Gettin' SCHOOLED!

The latest Bartle Bracket team is signed up and ready to come to school on a Saturday... working overtime! This duo of Bartle TEACHERS hasn't given us their team name or logo just yet. They've asked for an extention... claiming they HAD a name and logo ready but their dog ate it... right after their printer ran out of ink. But there'll be no excuses for this pair if they can't school their students on how to play the Bartle Brackets game.

Bartle Brackets Announcement

10 spots left! March 3, 1-4pm Bartle Brackets/A minute to win it will take place. $15 per team. Even when the spots are full there will be other challenges to participate in! Save the Date!

The Rohan Riders

Deep in the middle of a battle for Isengard, the Rohan Riders took time out to send in their registration for Bartle Brackets.

We have been asked not confuse them with their cousins, the Riders of Rohan. They really hate that. Apparently the Rohan Riders were established first.

With training from the elves, dwarfs and hobbits, the Rohan Riders are expected to do very well in the competition. Luck be with you!

note:
*A few of the Nazgul also tried to registered but were denied. While we do not take a stand on the war in Middle Earth we do find them to be creepy.

The Applebees

Team Applebees have registered and given two separate mottos, "Your favorite neighborhood grill" and "It's an apple and a bee". Neither quote making much sense, this team is divided. From what we have heard this team will not even practice together. As a matter of fact they refuse to practice at all. Hopefully this apple and bee can come together long enough to compete and vie for the Bartle Brackets trophy.

Ketchup and Fries. Yum.

Team ketchup and fries is now registered!

Like all classic combinations: salt and pepper, chocolate and milk, pickles and peanut butter....ketchup and fries compliment one another perfectly.

If this team falls behind they don't have to worry. They always have time to catch up!

Catch up, Ketchup...get it?

Their team slogan says it all: "Spicy Ketchup, Burnin' Fries -- Our confidence never dies!"

Good luck Ketchup and fries!

BB Challenge Magic Carpet Ride

Practice This!... With Parent's Permission First, Please!
Okay Bartle Brackets teams, listen up!
We're spilling the beans once again and giving you the 'heads up' about a challenge you are likely to face on March 3rd.
It's called MAGIC CARPET RIDE. You'll be challenged to scoot across the floor on a bath towel in and out of a set of cones (yup, just like a genie on a carpet!)... in under a minute!
So start practicing!
But, please, before you grab the best set of towels in the house, be sure to ask your parent first! :)

The Dancing Bananas

Sweet, lovable and full of potassium, the Dancing Bananas will twirl their way into your hearts. These bananas never go bad unlike their arch nemesis's the Mad Monkeyz.

The Dancing Bananas have decided that it is time to show the Monkeyz what they are made of. No longer in fear of being eaten, they have taken their time to perfect their moves and they are ready for the challenges that await.

The Dancing Bananas are ripe and ready to stomp the competition.

Fire Breathers

This team plans to bring the heat. The Fire Breathers, one of Bartle Brackets newest teams would like to say this to their competitors: "If you can't take the heat, get out of the game!" We'll see if they have as much fire in their Bartle Brackets skills as they do in their logo!

Mad Monkeyz

The Mad Monkeyz have thrown their banana into the ring!

Why are these monkeys so mad you ask? Because they have been training non stop, night and day, deep in the jungle where there is no fun to be had.

Why would they do that? To win Bartle Brackets of course. When they go home as winners they will be kings of their clan. That is if they can defeat their mortal enemies, The Dancing Bananas.

A WILD New Team

If Bartle Brackets challenges are all about monkeying around, then this team surely has an edge on their competition.
Introducing, to the Bartle Brackets arena... THE MAD MONKEYZ, a team totally serious on winning.

BB Challenge Noodling Around

Attention all teams! We are posting our first team event!!
We're leaking another challenge that you'll see at Bartle Brackets. Grab your teammate, a box of spaghetti and get practicing.

The object of NOODLING AROUND is to pick up 6 uncooked penne pasta (those are the tube shaped ones) with an uncooked piece of spaghetti... held in your mouth! No hands allowed!

And just to show that in these challenges, age is no advantage, check out this video of a young girl completing Noodling Around in 33 seconds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrQrhQF8U6Y

The Wizards Wonderful

The Wizards Wonderful have registered and simply put they are magical.

Casting spells is not the best practice for the hands on competition they will face. Things may be a little bit harder for them in the real world.

If you do not know already, there is a strict no magic policy for Bartle Brackets. It seems the only teams that need to follow this are the Wonderful Wizards and the Craw Daddies. I am sure that the Wonderful Wizards will follow the rules!

When asked what their motto was they said, "You can't beat us, we're invincible! We're Wizards Wonderful!!"

I think this team is going to cast their spell on the crowd and become one of the fan favorites!

Bartle Brackets Announcement

15 teams have registered. That means that there are only 15 spots left! Register now to save your spot! It is $15 per team. Bartle Brackets takes place on March 3rd from 1-4pm at the Bartle Gym. See you there!

Meet The Super Sonics

The Super Sonics are officially registered for Bartle Brackets. The inspiration for their team name? Quite simply, these 4th grader say, they're fast. Really fast. In fact, their team slogan is, "We're faster than you." And they're going to need some speed to beat the Bartle Bracket clock!

Team Scrumdiddlyumptious

Team Scrumdiddlyumptious has just walked out of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and they have been training. I hear the oompa loompas have been teaching them the secrets to all of the challenges. This team looks sweet but do not be fooled. They are as dangerous as a cavity!

The Deatzinators!!!

Fear the power of The Deatzinators. They have officially registered and have just one thing to say to their opponents.

Nobody Defeatzes the Deatzes!

Watch out teams, they are coming to win!

BB Challenge Junk in the Trunk

Here is another challenge you will see at Bartle Brackets!! You will tie a tissue box full of ping pong balls to your butt. Then you have to shake your body until all of the ping pongs balls have come out. You have ONE MINUTE!

Watch here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWanTQhxZlM

BB Challenge Cookie Face

Can you get a cookie from your forehead to your mouth without using your hands? Practice at home. You may be called down from the stands to do COOKIE FACE. Here is an expert!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLaFOJUrpH0

Bartle Brackets Announcement

Bartle Brackets will take place on March 3rd in the Bartle Gym from 1-4pm. Registration is being accepted now and space is limited!! We will be announcing teams and setting up links to challenges and counting down on this blog! See you there!