Monday, January 30, 2012

Third Grade Super Teachers


Remember those teachers we granted an extention to not so far back? Well, they've finally turned in their assignment and handed in their logo. (Just in time too -- No points will be deducted from their score for lateness!) And while it is official Bartle Bracket policy not to name names, some of Bartle's brightest might be able to narrow it down just by their team name.
Best of luck Third Grade Super Teachers.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Gees


The Gees are a great group of guys who are going to go for gold in the games at Gartle Grackets. I mean Bartle Brackets. These gorgeous, graceful goofballs are no gag. Getting ready to guzzle and gobble the other gamers, the Gees guarantee a win, guerrilla style. Go Gees. Good Gaming!!

I C Epic

Interesting Cowboys? In Cognito? Incredible Commandos? Icy Chickens? Indigo Carpenters?

We may never know what it stands for. Maybe the mystery is a tactic to confuse the competition. One thing is certain. Those going up against this team will have an Epic battle on their hands.

This team is one to watch. Good luck IC Epic!

Craw Daddies


These daddies have crawled out of the swamps of the bayou just to compete in Bartle Brackets. From deep in the south these Daddies have been known to use voodoo and Black Magic to get what they want. Whatever you do DO NOT let them get a piece of your hair or any nail clippings. I tell you from experience,it will end badly. This team is not to be trusted. Now as I am legally obligated to treat all of the teams the same I must say with great regret...good luck Craw Daddies.

P.S. If you see any suspicious activity or Voodoo Dolls of you or other team members please report it immediately to the Bartle Brackets council.

Tough Mermaids

Tougher then King Triton himself these mermaids are a tsunami coming into the bartle brackets. The Tough Mermaids are coming from the deep, dark, freezing temperatures at the bottom of the ocean. A place where humans would be smushed if they tried to go. This may be an advantage for the Mermaids. They have gotten a one day pass from a certain sea witch to become human just to compete. They did NOT come to lose. The entire ocean is depending on them.

Their motto? "we're mermaids, but we're TOUGH! So, mess with the best and we'll drown you like the rest!" I would be a little worried if i was you.

Sour Apples

They call themselves the Sour Apples and they pride themselves on souring those around them. They are known for their bad attitude but do not let them decieve you. They want to win.

Their motto is, "First we're sour then we're sweet." Other teams beware. This is a warning. The only sweetness you will see from them is when they have won and are holding the Bartle Brackets trophy while the rest of the teams watch, crying.

I say good luck to the sour apples but i don't think they will need it! They are going to turn their opponents into applesauce.

Puppies Rock!

This cute, cuddly puppy band has come to rock the competition. You won't hear them playing the blues! Their new single, "All bite no bark!" is a message to their opponents. These puppies plan on burying the other teams like a bone in the backyard! We have just one thing to say to them, good luck Puppies Rock!